Russian
President Vladimir Putin has issued a call-to-action to the people of
Britain, saying that following the murder of their beloved Princess
Diana 18 years ago, the country must prosecute the Royal family after
conclusive proof has emerged that they were responsible for her
assassination.
During a solemn Christmas luncheon at the Kremlin, Putin accused Queen
Elizabeth, the late Queen Mother, Prince Philip, and Prince Charles of
arranging the murder of Princess Diana via MI6 agents in Paris. He says
that after speaking with Elton John on the telephone last month, he was privy to irrefutable evidence that the royal family had blood on their hands.
During an informal and reflective speech, Putin told a select group of
colleagues and esteemed state-approved journalists that Diana’s brutal
assassination brought him unfathomably to tears at the time in 1997,
and that he knew deep down that her death was due to foul-play.
Putin, who vows to destroy the Illuminati in
2016, said that the late great Princess Diana was a thorn in the side
of the corrupt British establishment, and served as a constant threat to
their existence due to the fact she knew way too much about what the
illuminati had in store for humanity.
Holding back the tears, Putin stood up at the table with a glass of Vodka raised, and proclaimed:
“She was about to go on the world’s stage and tell a very shocking truth”, he told the crowd who had just finished their blini appetiser.
“And now, friends, I know this truth and I am prepared to let the world know too,” he warned, before slamming the drink back.
He continued, “That
person sitting in Buckingham palace isn’t some innocent wrinkly old
monkey. She’s evil incarnate. The whole rotten family needs to abolished”.
According to one of the journalists present, the crowd erupted into
spontaneous applause at the man they have affectionally dubbed ‘The
Illuminati Killer’ in Moscow.
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